It's really more of a blargh.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

It's a gas, gas, gas.

Yesterday, I caught some poor reporter's interview with newly-minted author Keith Richards (yes, the fallen-from-a-coconut-tree Rolling Stone Keith Richards) on, of all mediums, National Public Radio.  The dialogue went a little something like this:

Unfortunate reporter:

"So, what would you say has been your main musical influence?"

What's Left of Keith:

"Erll, treble clef teddy hair saint Mick a bar and a baby octopus."

/ Lengthy silence edited due to time restraints /

Sometimes God just reaches down from heaven and hands you a pure, perfect pearl.

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